Friday, November 30, 2007


First, I'd like to say how great it was to hear that many of you share my dental-phobia. Go Team Blogger! I am probably going to have some sort of happy pill when it comes time to do the big guns of dental work. There is sedation dentistry available in a bigger town nearby, but I would need a babysitter AND a driver, and it would probably be more than one visit and christ on a cracker, let's not draw any extra attention to the One Who Hates Dentists, m'kay?

Christ on a cracker- that is so much fun to say! I know, I know, it's probably offensive to some- it's probably offensive to ME- but just say it once. Christ on a cracker. Haaa, haaaa, haaaa. I can't not smile when I say it.

You know what else I've been looking for an excuse to say? "Skull-f*ck". Ok, if I'm going to use that word, I might as well USE it, ya know? SKULL-FUCK. Man that felt good. Sundry used it in one of her posts, and it's been going through my head ever since. See? I should have gone shopping on Black Friday- then I could have skull-fucked my way out of the crowds. *SQUEEE*

Hey, is anyone keeping track of how many ear infections Marin has had? Because yesterday? Yesterday she went to the doctor to for a follow up visit on her last infection, and she has another one. Well, two. Both ears. "Very yucky" said the doctor.

ANOTHER round of antibiotics, thrush, owie boobs, etc.

But maybe we'll get our allotted 3 nights of good sleep before the next infection kicks in. Three nights. Mmmmmm. I'll take it.

Christ on a cracker.

(still cracks me up)


Flibberty said...

Another infection? Oh, poor babies, you and Marin. I keep thinking and dreaming about having a baby and then I get a dose of reality via real moms and I take a nap. I hope you guys feel better soon!

Tessie said...

God, I am so sorry about the ear infections. I know just how old that gets. I got so sick of pumping AD full of antibiotics. Especially since she screamed and spit them out EVERY SINGLE TIME.

Feener said...

ugh about the ear infections. i am convinced that frass has one - she just finished her anitbo. last friday and her nose started running the next day ?? i will not be happy if she has another one. i don't go to doc until wed. but if she gets worse i will take her in.

d e v a n said...

poor thing! I hope the ear infections clear up soon.
I like to say "crap on a cracker." It's fun too. :)

Marie Green said...

Ohhh, crap on a cracker is fun too. And less... christ-y, ya know. Thanks devan!

Feener, good luck- seems like we have the same kid!

Anonymous said...

I've never used either phrase, but now I'll be searching for the perfect opportunity.

Sorry about the double ear infection, though. That's so not fair.